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cousin jack falls apart
 
 
One friend was talking with another friend about his cousin who recently passed away.

"By the time cousin Jack died he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint, a plastic leg and a plastic arm."

"Where did they burry him?'"

"Duh - they didn't bury him, he was recycled!"

spiritual awakening
 
 
You've brought religion into my life; until I met you I didn't believe in hell.
bucket color
 
 
What did the big black bucket say to the little white bucket?

'You're a little pail.'

your mother vs. a hippo
 
 
What's the difference between your mother and a hippo?

One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives at rivers in tropical countries.'

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