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we meet at last, ark-enemy!
What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark?

Flood lights!
risky high seas adventure
There was this couple that had twins and they couldn't decide what to name them. When they were teenagers, the dad noticed that one of them always looked towards the sea and the other looked away, so he decided to call them Towards and Away.
Then, one day, the dad decides to take the twins on a trip out to sea to go fishing. Months pass, then years. Finally, the dad comes back looking tired.
The mom asks him what happened and he said that all three of them were fishing one day and Towards had caught a hold of a big fish on his rod. Since the fish was so strong, it carried Towards away.
The mom said, 'Oh, what a horrible, cruel fish!'
The dad said, 'Yeah, you should've seen the one that got Away.'
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only me!
car fun
When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.

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