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"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix "dog. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."

"I can," shouted a blonde, "Collieflower!"

yo mama so ugly...
Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind people.
a blonde was working on a puzzle. after ten ...
A blonde was working on a puzzle.

After ten hard months of work, she finally finished.

She was so proud of herself because on the side of the box it said, "2-3 years."

yo mama and her car
Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

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