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wright, right?
 
 
One right can't make a wrong.

But two Wrights can make an airplane!
blonde welfare
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

knock, knock... polar
 
 
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Polar.

Polar who?

Polar pants down!

Great. Now I feel stupid.
holy water
 
 
How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it!


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