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cold one
 
 
Q: What did one undertaker say to the other?

A: Toss me another cold one!
shaggy duck story
 
 
What did one duck say to the other?

What?

"Social Security!"

I don't get it.

You won't till you're 65...

empty cheeze whiz
 
 
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?

A: Cheeze Whuz.
spaceman
 
 
What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man.

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