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the bad belt
Why did the belt get locked up?

Because he held up a pair of pants.
there's a fly in my soup
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'

'That's entirely possible. Our cook used to be a tailor.'

dog and elephant
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A very nervous postman.
last things you wanna hear from a cop
10) This doesn't look anything like you...

9) I'm sorry, but our records says this car was stolen.

8) I'm going to have to search your car.

7) I'm going to need backup.

6) What's in that plastic bag?!

5) What's that I smell in that cigar?!

4) The last time I checked, those guns weren't legal

3) What was that you threw out of the window?

2) Please step out of the car

1)You are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent...

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