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dummy e-mail
 
 
How do you know if a dummy has been sending e-mail?

You see a buch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
jungle gaiety
 
 
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?

A head hunter!

salesman: a new one, really
 
 
A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and tries to find something close by -- and comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers.

"Sir," says the salesman. "Could you help me? My car's broken down, and I need a place to stay for the night."

"Sure," says the farmer. "But I only have one bed, and my very, very ugly daughter sleeps there."

"Oh, crap," says the salesman. "I'm in the wrong joke."

beethoven is dead
 
 
What's Beethoven doing now that he's dead?

He's de-composing.

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