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santa's naughty list
 
 
Do you know why Santa is always so happy?

Because he knows where all of the bad girls are.
god bless us
 
 
There are five people on a plane that's crashing. There is the pilot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and a big, fat lady and four parachutes. The pilot jumps out and yells, 'God bless me!'

Bill Gates jumps out and yells, 'God bless me and my bank account!'

Michael Jordan jumps out and yells, 'God bless me and my team!'

Wayne Gretzky jumps out and yells, 'God bless me and the New York Rangers!'

The big, fat lady jumps out without a parachute and yells, 'God bless me and the people I land on!'

what do you call an elephant...
 
 
Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings?

A: Stuck

the leaning tower of pisa
 
 
Did you hear the Italian Government is going to put a clock on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? They figure what good is the inclination, if you don't have the time.

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