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halloween: which witch?
 
 
What's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling!

dirty dog
 
 
"Your dog is pretty dirty," Mrs. Trupin said to the little girl.

"Yes," the girl replied, "and he's even prettier clean."
brave firefighters
 
 
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To hold their pants up!

77 vs 69
 
 
Why is 77 better than 69?

Because you get eight (ate) more!!!!


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