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What do you call a fart?

A turd honking for the right of way.

may i borrow the car?
A son walks into the living room and asks his dad to borrow the car because he has a hot date.
The dad says, 'Sure, as soon as you cut your long hair.'
The boy smiles and thinking he has outsmarted his dad replies, 'Dad, Jesus had long hair...'
And the dad replies, 'Yeah, and Jesus walked everywhere he went too, didn't he?'
escaped midget!
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?

A small medium at large!
yeehaw! the alabama lottery!
Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20 dollars every year for the next million years.

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