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rain n' money
 
 
Why did God create economists?

To make weathermen look good!

chef clown
 
 
How do you know if the head chef is a clown?

When the food tastes funny.
a 90-year-old man said to his doctor
 
 
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
unemployed cowboy
 
 
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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