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sheep and kangaroo
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A sweater with big pockets.
gone with the schwinn
What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?
They all have handlebars! Except for the frog and chicken.
the president sucks
President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in the FBI and demands the perpetrators be found. Later that day the FBI agents return.

"Well sir," says the first agent, "the urine has been analysed and it's the Vice President's". Bush goes purple with rage and shouts, "Is that all?"

"Well no sir," says the agent, "It's the First Lady's handwriting."

it's what's for dinner
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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