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kurt co-brain
 
 
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him!

grossische joke
 
 
What's gross?
German porn.

What's grosser than gross?
People who watch it.

do you have any nuts? no?
 
 
This one girl walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk if he has any nuts. The clerk says, 'No, ma'am'. She says, 'Well, do you have any dates?' And he says, 'Ma'am if I had any nuts I would have dates.'
clean your clock
 
 
Why are clocks considered freaks?

'Cause they have three hands!

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