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the jewish vote
 
 
I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president.

He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."

equal opportunity asphyxiation
 
 
Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

lesbian vampires
 
 
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month.

what's worse?
 
 
What's worse than having termites in your piano?

Crabs on your organ.


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