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daughter's prayer
 
 
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said.

Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear Lord, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"

it ain't bingo
 
 
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A: A slot machine.
got a cold knock knock
 
 
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you. Knock, knock…
godawful pickup line
 
 
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants tonight.

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