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eye rubbers
 
 
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

poultry
 
 
Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?

A: A Poul-try
dought girl
 
 
What do you get when you cross a cabbagepatch doll whith the pillsbary dough boy?
A short ugly chick with a yeast infection.
mad cows
 
 
Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"

The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"


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