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blonde fish
 
 
If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be?

A blowfish
salesman: a new one, really
 
 
A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and tries to find something close by -- and comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers.

"Sir," says the salesman. "Could you help me? My car's broken down, and I need a place to stay for the night."

"Sure," says the farmer. "But I only have one bed, and my very, very ugly daughter sleeps there."

"Oh, crap," says the salesman. "I'm in the wrong joke."

big nostrils
 
 
Why do monsters have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers.
piercing a pirate
 
 
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer.

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