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true software professional
 
 
Guy 1: Hey! Why do you smoke cigarettes even though there is a warning on the pack that says it's bad for your health?
Guy 2: I am a software professional. I don't bother about warnings -- I am concerned only about the 'Alerts.'
cutest baby chicks ever
 
 
Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?" Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"
the young and the scalpless
 
 
Why didn't the Indians scalp brunettes?

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

a ton of pinching?
 
 
What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?

An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo!


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