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bathroom
 
 
Q: Why is a bathroom called a “rest room?”

A: Because when you pee you go, “AHHHHH!”
that darn cat
 
 
There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.

He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.

The cat starts to stumble home, and when he came to the train tracks, he didn't notice a train coming down the tracks.

As he started to cross the tracks, the train zoomed by, and cut off his tail. The cat turned his head to see the damage, got his head stuck into the side of a speeding box car, and is instantly decapitated.

The moral of the story — don't lose your head over a piece of tail!

crazy clone humor
 
 
There are 2 clones, one of the clones is real nice and well mannered, while the other one is real nasty and mean and always says bad words. So one day the 'good' clone pushes the 'bad' clone off the roof of a building.

The next day the police came to his house and arrest him for making an "obscene clone fall"!
drip... drip... drip
 
 
Q: What color are raindrops?

A: Watercolors.


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