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which hair do you cut?
 
 
A guy sticks his head in the door of a barber shop and says, 'Bob Peters here?'
The barber looks up and says, 'Nope, just haircuts!'
bulimic digits
 
 
What does a bulimic call two fingers?

Dessert.

ghost arrest
 
 
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

A:Because it had no haunting license!!'

a what?
 
 
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. 'What on earth,' she inquired of the artist standing nearby, 'is that?'

He smiled condescendingly. 'That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.'

'Well, then,' snapped the little old lady, 'Why isn't it?'


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