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engineers and the human body
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

clip clop bang
Q: What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."

A: An Amish drive-by shooting.

pic & sav
What did the little birdie say when he flew over Pic & Sav?
Cheap, cheap, cheap.
gay pick-up line
Did you hear about the new pick up line going around the gay bars?

"May I push in your stool?"

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