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brown and serve
 
 
What's brown and in the military?

Gomer's pile!

batman & robin flatten criminals!
 
 
What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?

They became Flatman and Ribbon!

big red
 
 
A Russian couple were walking down a street in Moscow one night when the man felt a drop hit his nose.

"I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No that felt like snow to me, dear," she replied.

"No I'm sure it was just rain," he said. They were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then, they saw a minor communist party official walking towards them.

"Let's not fight about it," the man said. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether its officially raining or snowing." As the man approached the husband said:

"Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course" he replied and walked on. But the woman insisted.

"I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly said, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

the path less traveled
 
 
Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

A: They take the psycho path.

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