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shakespeare
 
 
"Have you read Shakespeare?"

"No. Who wrote it?"
me, i want a hoola hoop
 
 
Yo mama so skinny, she can hoola hoop a cheerio.
bjork
 
 
What does Bjork do when she's horny?

She watches pjorn.

i think i'm a moth
 
 
A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth."

The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..."

The guys replies, "I am seeing a psychiatrist."

The dentist says, "Well then what are you doing here?"

And the guy says, "Your light was on."


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