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sticky & wet
 
 
What goes in hard and comes out sticky and wet?

Bubble gum, you sicko!
cheap thoughts
 
 
You're so dumb, if I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd expect change!
legless cow
 
 
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef!

baldy pants
 
 
Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?

So he could run his fingers through his hair!


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