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monks made a mistake
 
 
One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery going through the old scrolls.

"You see, there are the originals," said the first monk. "All the new scrolls were copied from these."

"Can I see one?"

"Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom--" All of a sudden, the monk's face turns white and he falls to his knees.

"What? What does it say?"

"Celebrate. IT SAYS CELEBRATE!"

pillar of the community
 
 
What kind of pillar can't hold up a building?
A caterpillar!
shrinking, red narcissist
 
 
What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

pillowtalk
 
 
Didja hear about the corduroy pillow?

It's making headlines!

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