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"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"
"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding so he'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like the Chinese."
"You don't like the Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "Why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "The Chinese didn't bomb Pearl Harbor! That was the Japanese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all the same!"
There's a few minutes of silence.
"I don't like Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Why not?" asks the captain.
"The Jews sank the Titanic."
"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, no matter...they're all same!"
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