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dwarf eskimo
 
 
What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on?

A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit!
buried at sea
 
 
This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass I'd like to be buried at sea." So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing, the local front page read, "Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought in Patrick McRay in a Coffin, 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three Sons... Funeral arrangements haven't yet been made, however, it is believed all wished to be buried at sea."
brunette mating call
 
 
Q: What is the brunette's mating call?
A: Has the blonde left yet?
higher, mommy!
 
 
Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

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