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shakespeare
 
 
"Have you read Shakespeare?"

"No. Who wrote it?"
war on poverty
 
 
Did you hear about the woman who was waging a war on poverty?

She bombed the soup kitchen.
narcoleptic priest
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the narcoleptic priest?

A: Yeah, he fell asleep during his own sermon!
swicth hands
 
 
At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.

"What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exahausted?"

"Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with."


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