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more zombie baby jokes
 
 
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.

How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.

What's more fun then a barrel of monkeys? A barrel of zombie babies.

What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.

What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.

what do dale earnhardt and pink floyd...
 
 
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

new year's suckers
 
 
What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Fang Syne!

elephant and rhino
 
 
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: ell-if-i-no (Hell if I know)


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