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confucious say...people who can count
 
 
Confucious say, 'There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't.'
a multiple hot foot
 
 
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?

Two hundred soles were lost.
the bum
 
 
Q: What does a bum call a dumpster.

A: Bed and Breakfast.
cow abortion
 
 
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?

De-calf-i-nated!!

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