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snoops's favorite weather
 
 
What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?

Drizzle!

what do you call a woman...
 
 
What do you call a woman rolling around on the ground with no legs.

Peggy

hold on a sec
 
 
Q: How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?

A: You wave to him.

i think i'm a moth
 
 
A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth."

The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..."

The guys replies, "I am seeing a psychiatrist."

The dentist says, "Well then what are you doing here?"

And the guy says, "Your light was on."


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