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n'sync vs. bucket
 
 
What's the difference between an N'SYNC song and a bucket of crap?

The bucket.

fishing line
 
 
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
the world accordion to garp
 
 
There is a accordion player driving home from a late night gig. Feeling tired, he pulls into a local store for some coffee. While waiting to pay, he remembers that he locked his car doors but left the accordion in plain view on the back seat of his car! He rushes out only to realize that he is too late. The back window of his car was smashed and somebody had already thrown in two more accordions.
the shoe family
 
 
John: "Did you hear the one about the father shoe?"
Sara: "No, what about it?"
John: "It was it's family's SOLE support!"

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