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crazy book guy
 
 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs trapped in a book?

Mark.

christmas chimney congestion
 
 
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?

A: Because he only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney.

70's cookie band?
 
 
What do you call a 70's cookie band?
OREO Speedwagon!
two morons
 
 
Once there were these two morons sitting on a rock.
One moron fell off.
Why didn't the other one fall off?
He was a little more on!

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