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polar bears really like peas
 
 
How do you catch a polar bear?

You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

it's a family thing
 
 
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."
gorilla and computer
 
 
What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?

A Harry Reasoner!

ghost arrest
 
 
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

A:Because it had no haunting license!!'


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