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confucius pocket talk
 
 
Confucius says, 'Man with hole in his pocket feels cocky all day."
sunbathing
 
 
When should a woman get a suntan?

When the roof blows off the kitchen!
stand-up gandhi
 
 
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.
'I think it would be a good idea.'
mommy, mommy! 2
 
 
"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?"

"Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"


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