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Q: What color are raindrops?

A: Watercolors.

philosopher lightbulb
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two: one to change the lightbulb, the other not to change the lightbulb!
shopping for toilet paper
Q: What did Shakespeare say while he was shopping for toilet paper?

A: 2-Ply or not 2-Ply? That is the question.
oh, skeleton. you'll never learn.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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