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it's a family thing
 
 
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."
knock knock... dishes
 
 
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes the police -- we have you surrounded!

the turkey and the road
 
 
Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he wasn't chicken!
bee jokes for the pollen in you
 
 
What is the clumsiest insect?
The Bumbling Bee.

What did the Bee say when he returned to the hive?
"Honey, I'm Home!"

What is a bee's favorite band?
The Bee Gees.

What was their #1 song?
"Stay in the Hive."

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