Whatever jokes

Jokes » whatever » humor 414

Whatever


n'sync vs. bucket
 
 
What's the difference between an N'SYNC song and a bucket of crap?

The bucket.

the house
 
 
What kind of house weighs the least?

A lighthouse.
do you have any nuts? no?
 
 
This one girl walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk if he has any nuts. The clerk says, 'No, ma'am'. She says, 'Well, do you have any dates?' And he says, 'Ma'am if I had any nuts I would have dates.'
fly, soup, the usual
 
 
In a restaurant, a disgusted customer says: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter, after taking a close look says: It looks to me like the breaststroke, Sir.


Page 415 of 497     «« Previous | Next »»