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bright eyes
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight into her ear.
just you
Q: How many idiots does it take to read a joke?

A: Just one

where did it go?
A blond was driving to the airport when she saw a sign that read, "Airport - Left," so she turned around and went back home.
a joke of genius
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.

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