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what's the best part about gardening?
What's the best part of gardening?

Getting down and dirty with my hoes

a blonde was cooking dinner
A blonde was cooking dinner, when her kitchen caught on fire. So she called 911 and said, "My kitchen is on fire!"

They asked, "How do we get there?"

The blonde said, "Well, DUH, the big red truck!"

if brains were dynamite...
If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose!
bright eyes
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight into her ear.

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