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bright eyes
 
 
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight into her ear.
a real wangsta
 
 
Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard

caution: condom crossing
 
 
Why'd the condom cross the road?

He got pissed off!

you know you're really fat when
 
 
You get kicked out of all-you-can-eat restaurants.

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