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holy water
How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it!

gay pick-up line
Did you hear about the new pick up line going around the gay bars?

"May I push in your stool?"

gone with the schwinn
What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?
They all have handlebars! Except for the frog and chicken.
holy water
Three men go to a church and ask to be forgiven for their sins. The priest asks the first man what he did. The man replies, "I robbed a bank. " The 2nd man tells the priest he killed a man. The priest says that is really bad and to go drink the holy water and he will be forgiven. The third man starts to laugh, so the priest asks him, "And what sin have you committed?" The third man replies, "I pissed in the holy water"

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