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jewish mother
 
 
A Jewish mother bought her son two pairs of socks for his birthday and, wishing to please her, he went upstairs to put a pair on. When he returned, his mother immediately said, 'You don't like the other pair?'
the indecisive chicken
 
 
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side... er, no... to go shopping... no, not that either... damn it!

lady's butt
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the lady who wanted to buy a new butt?
A: Her old one had a crack in it!
polar bears really like peas
 
 
How do you catch a polar bear?

You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.


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