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polish frogmen
 
 
Why don't Polish people kill frogs?

Because it's their national bird.

clean your clock
 
 
Why are clocks considered freaks?

'Cause they have three hands!
geometry fun
 
 
What's round and snarling?

A vicious circle.
fly, soup, the usual
 
 
In a restaurant, a disgusted customer says: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter, after taking a close look says: It looks to me like the breaststroke, Sir.


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