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green rock
 
 
What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red sea?

It gets wet.

the indecisive chicken
 
 
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side... er, no... to go shopping... no, not that either... damn it!

vampire date
 
 
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

medicinal marijuana
 
 
Why can't you shoot up marijuana?

Because you'll get a budclot!


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