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The priest asks, "How?"
She says, " Ive stolen from a store."
He replies, "Drink this holy water and your sins shall be washed away." So she drinks the water and leaves.
The next day the second nun comes in and says, " Father, I have sinned."
So the priest asks, "How?"
She answers, "I had sex."
So he says, "Drink the holy water and your sins shall be washed away." She drinks the water and leaves.
The third nun walks in laughing hysterically, and says, " Father, I have sinned."
He asks, "How?"
She replies, "I peed in the holy water."
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As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
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