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wallet and genitals
 
 
What's the space between a man's wallet and his penis called?

A waste.

jesus gives speech
 
 
Jesus was standing on a hill talking to his people.
'He who hath not sinned, cast the first stone." Just then a stone came flying from the back of the crowd and hit him hard on the head.
'Ouch, Mom! I hate when you do that!"
lima
 
 
What did the lima bean say before it went into the pot?

Sufferin' succotash!

brown and serve
 
 
What's brown and in the military?

Gomer's pile!


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