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There are skid marks in front of the possum.
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B) Who's there?
A) Old Lady
B) Old Lady, who?
A) I didn't know you could yodel!
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"It's a ghost, dude!"
"Roll down the window, ask him what he wants!" The driver rolls down the window, and asks the ghost.
"You got a smoke?" They give him a smoke, and the face goes away. A few minutes later, the face returns.
"You got a light?" They give a light, and the face goes away. A few minutes later, the face returns.
"You guys need help getting out the mud?"
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My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating!
Also, since he lost his job two years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills.
And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Dump him. You're a New York Senator now. You don't need him anymore.
Abby
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