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daughter's prayer
 
 
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said.

Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear Lord, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"

how many men does it take?
 
 
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. One to actually do the work and four others to say how they screwed it.

backstreet boys vs. possums
 
 
What's the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead member of the Backstreet Boys?

There are skid marks in front of the possum.

it ain't bingo
 
 
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A: A slot machine.

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