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take off my clothes
 
 
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.

Then she told me to take off her skirt.

Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.
an old fart
 
 
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

knock knock... old lady
 
 
A) Knock knock

B) Who's there?

A) Old Lady

B) Old Lady, who?

A) I didn't know you could yodel!

backstreet boys vs. possums
 
 
What's the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead member of the Backstreet Boys?

There are skid marks in front of the possum.


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