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what do you call a monket...
 
 
What do you call a monkey lost in a desert?

Scewed


 
 
"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix "dog. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."

"I can," shouted a blonde, "Collieflower!"

how many irishmen does it take...
 
 
How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.

play dead
 
 
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

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