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a what?
 
 
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. 'What on earth,' she inquired of the artist standing nearby, 'is that?'

He smiled condescendingly. 'That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.'

'Well, then,' snapped the little old lady, 'Why isn't it?'

the gassy skeleton
 
 
A human skeleton was going to fart in a crowded place.

Unfortunately it had no guts.
dog and elephant
 
 
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A very nervous postman.
ooopsies
 
 
How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?
There is white out all over the screen.

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