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what do you call batman & robin if they...
 
 
Q: What do you call Batman & Robin if they get hit by a steamroller?

A: Flatman and Ribbon!

hot tomato
 
 
Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

knock, knock
 
 
Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo, Beep Beep!

a guy decides to buy a new...
 
 
A guy decides to buy a new ceiling fan, but the salesman says, "Well I'm all out of tunafish."

So the guy says louder, "I want a ceiling fan."

But the salesman says, "I told you, I'm all out of tunafish."

The guy frustrated, yells, "I WANT A CEILING FAN!"

Then the salesman takes his earplugs out, and says, "Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. I thought you were a guy who wanted tunafish."


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