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what did the fish say when he ran into the ...
 
 
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

DAM!

knock, knock
 
 
Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo, Beep Beep!

what do you call a monket...
 
 
What do you call a monkey lost in a desert?

Scewed

how many irishmen does it take...
 
 
How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.


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