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cheap thoughts
 
 
You're so dumb, if I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd expect change!
the broccoli
 
 
A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, 'Sorry, there's no broccoli.'

So the man asked for a meat pie and broccoli. The waiter said, "There is no broccoli."

So he asked for a meat pie, chips, and broccoli. The waiter replied, 'Spell cat, as in catastrophe.'

'C-A-T,' the man answered.

The waiter then asked, 'Spell dog as in dogmatic.'

The man said 'D-O-G.'

'Now spell freak, as in broccoli,' the waiter said.

The man yelled 'THERE'S NO FREAK IN BROCCOLI!'

The waiter laughed, 'EXACTLY!!"

rogaine and viagra
 
 
What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?

Hair that stands straight up on your head!
that's really hot
 
 
Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot -- because you can catch a cold!


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