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dumb mama joke
 
 
Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.
if i only had a brain
 
 
What do you call a man without a brain?
Single or widowed!!
two sausages were frying in a pan
 
 
Two sausages were frying in a frying pan. One says to the other, "Damn, it's hot in here"
The other said, "Oh my God! A talking sausage!"
peek-a-boo
 
 
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?"

The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"


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