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you know you're having a bad day when your ...
 
 
You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday!
why don't witches wear panties?
 
 
Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.
a little boy wrote to santa ...
 
 
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
legless dog
 
 
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!

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