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your girlfriend's hair and the midget
How do you know when to beat up a midget?

When he says your girlfriend's hair smells good.
old age
Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, 'How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?'

'Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.'

helen keller
Did you hear about Helen Keller's new book?

"Around The Block In 80 Days!"

lighten it up
Q: Why do fireflies light up while they are having sex?

A: Because they are so turned-on!

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