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teachers change a light bulb
 
 
How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ?

Well, teachers don't change light bulbs but they can help make a dim one brighter!
engineers and a glass of water
 
 
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

hot enough for ya?
 
 
You are so poor that when I put out my cigarette in your living room, your family yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"
discontinued jelly bean flavors
 
 
1. Gangrene 2. New Car 3. Burn Victim 4. Dimetapp 5. Sand 6. Taxi 7. Grandma 8. WD-40 9. Substitute Teacher 10 Cigarette

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