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frankenstein's sex life
 
 
Why can't Frankenstein's monster have sex?

Because his nuts are on his neck.

nuts and bolts
 
 
What did the nut say to the bolt?

Screw me!
the flu
 
 
A guy walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I'm horribly sick!"

The doctor looks at him and asks "Flu?" '
"Flew? I drove, you moron!"
full of bull
 
 
'Q: What did the Car seat say to the young bull?

A: Luke, I am your father'

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