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your mama's glasses
 
 
Your mama's glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.
in the navy
 
 
A Marine and Navyman are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing his hands.

"Hey," says the Navyman, "in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands."

"In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands."

yankee doodle handy
 
 
Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on his mother

Every time he hit a bump

He had another brother!
nuts and bolts
 
 
What did the nut say to the bolt?

Screw me!

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