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the riddle of the missing dollar
 
 
Three guys go to a hotel. They tell the man behind the desk that they want 3 rooms. He says, "10 dollars per room so that's 30 dollars."So they pay and go up to their rooms.

Then, the deskman remembers that there is a special for 3 rooms for $25. He gives the bellhop the $5 change and tells him to take it up to them.
On the way, the bellhop realizes that he doesn't know how to split it 3 ways so he keeps 2 and gives 1 to each man.

My question is: If after the dollar refund each man paid 9 dollars and $9 x 3 men equals $27 and the bellhop only has $2, then what happened to the other dollar?

a lonely jew in catholic school
 
 
A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.

While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A's. So his parents ask him, "What motivated you to do so well in school?"

He replied, "When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren't fooling around!"

that's cheesy
 
 
Q: Why did the mouse go to the party?

A: He heard they were playing Parcheesi!

knock knock... canoe
 
 
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe put sunblock on my back?

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