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i didn't do it!
 
 
Two robbers are talking in their shared jail cell:

'What are you in for?'

'I'm here for something I did not do!'

'So you are innocent? What did you do?'

'I did not run fast enough!'
english jesus
 
 
Why wasn't Jesus born in Essex, England?

Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!

bell tower
 
 
Q: What's brown and lives in a bell tower?

A: The lunchbag of Notre Dame.
harry potter quiz
 
 
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

He ran... wouldn't you?


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