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the clever famer
 
 
Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?

A: Because he wanted mashed potatoes.

beat the casino
 
 
What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Vegas?

When you get off the plane walk into the propellers!
famous people and chickens
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

• Plato: for the greater good. • Karl Marx: It was historical inevitability. • Douglass Adams: 42 • Oliver North: National security was at stake. • Darwin: It was the next logical step after coming down from the trees • Earnest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain. • Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tonnes of nerve gas on it. • Ronald Regan: I forget. • Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it f-----g wanted to. That's the f----g reason. • Mark Twain: The news of it's crossing has been greatly exagerated. • Mr T: If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too

what does saddam and fred flintstone have in ...
 
 
What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in common?

They can both look out the windows and see rubble.


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