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teeth but no mouth
 
 
What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb!

watch this
 
 
What did the baby digital watch say to the mommy analog watch?

'Look Ma, no hands!'
juicy squirt
 
 
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

what did the hispanic fireman...
 
 
Q: What did the Hispanic fireman name his son?

A: Jose.


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